"I'm Slade William"

Recently I received a nasty text message from one of my readers.

He was upset I didn't mention him in my posts.

Who is this rude individual you might ask? His name is Slade

That's right, my brother Slade.

Let's start with a few famous quotes by this fantastic guy:

• "Milk and brownie, nothin' better"
• "TRIPLE CHIN TRIPLE CHIN, KENZIE'S GOT A TRIPLE CHIN"
• "Kenzie got laid, Kenzie got laid, Kenzie got laid to get paid."
• "The big yellow taxi took my breath away" Instead of "The big yellow taxi took my girl away"
• "Sugar we hit the ground running" Instead of "Sugar we're going down swinging"
• "Andrews backyaaaaaard"
• "Hey gaybird"
• "Snicks skits and butts"

Now on to facts about my brother Slade:

Fact 1: he is FABULOUSSSS. I mean look at that face.

 Fact #2: He is an excellent conversationalist. Clearly with this hand gesture he is onto something.

Fact #3: he's an excellent photo bomber.

Fact #4: he made one cute baby.

Fact #5: wait two. He made two adorable babies.

Fact #6: he hates when I Vine him, but he secretly loves it. Says he feels like i'm his own personal paparazzi. 

Fact #7: He loves watching baggage and eating skits,

Fact #8: He sings when he looks through cupboards and refrigerators.

Fact #9: He likes to sing church hymns with an opera sounding voice and embarrass his son.

Fact #10: This guy loves to dance. And he isn't playing around.

Fact #11: He photo bombs a lot. This one is my favorite. 

Fact #12: He sometimes likes to get his nail done. Just the pinky though.

Fact #13: This guy LOVES to cruise. He's a crusin' fool.

Fact #14: He loves dominoes. He calls them "dom's"

Fact #15: He has mastered getting the ball on the tee game. He takes pride in it.

And there you have it. Slade William Thackeray.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA BOO.

(Which is tomorrow)