Recently I received a nasty text message from one of my readers.
He was upset I didn't mention him in my posts.
Who is this rude individual you might ask? His name is Slade
That's right, my brother Slade.
Let's start with a few famous quotes by this fantastic guy:
- "Milk and brownie, nothin' better"
- "TRIPLE CHIN TRIPLE CHIN, KENZIE'S GOT A TRIPLE CHIN"
- "Kenzie got laid, Kenzie got laid, Kenzie got laid to get paid."
- "The big yellow taxi took my breath away" Instead of "The big yellow taxi took my girl away"
- "Sugar we hit the ground running" Instead of "Sugar we're going down swinging"
- "Andrews backyaaaaaard"
- "Hey gaybird"
- "Snicks skits and butts"
Now on to facts about my brother Slade:
Fact 1: he is FABULOUSSSS. I mean look at that face.
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Fact #2: He is an excellent conversationalist. Clearly with this hand gesture he is onto something.
Fact #3: he's an excellent photo bomber.
Fact #4: he made one cute baby.
Fact #5: wait two. He made two adorable babies.
Fact #6: he hates when I Vine him, but he secretly loves it. Says he feels like i'm his own personal paparazzi.
Fact #7: He loves watching baggage and eating skits,
Fact #8: He sings when he looks through cupboards and refrigerators.
Fact #9: He likes to sing church hymns with an opera sounding voice and embarrass his son.
Fact #10: This guy loves to dance. And he isn't playing around.
Fact #11: He photo bombs a lot. This one is my favorite.
Fact #12: He sometimes likes to get his nail done. Just the pinky though.
Fact #13: This guy LOVES to cruise. He's a crusin' fool.
Fact #14: He loves dominoes. He calls them "dom's"
Fact #15: He has mastered getting the ball on the tee game. He takes pride in it.
And there you have it. Slade William Thackeray.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA BOO.
(Which is tomorrow)
