Compilation of men's reactions to seeing their Brides for the first time.

(aka men pooping)

Squatting makes dumping easier.

Trying to be sly.. we all know he's crackin' off a couple of bricks.

Looks like he finds his loaf pinching funny.

At least this guy is ashamed to tears.

Sweating it while doing his dirty squirties.

This guy needs to see a doctor about his painful bowels.

So does this one.

Sometimes when you download a brownload, a gentle pat on the back from a friend can lighten your load.

This guy pooped... and everyone knows it.

This guy had a perfect poop.

Sometimes its a shameful act.

And other times its too amazing to contain.

Pop a squat.

Sometimes the mud baby just creeps up on you.

The poop that hurts so much you pray you get through it.

Constipation kills.

Hershey squirts can sneak up on you sometimes.

"I need to tell you something"

The famous making of the baby ruth.

His face says it all.

NEEEDLESS to say. I think these "groom reaction to seeing bride for the first time" pictures are gay. Like what is so shocking? Didn't think she could look that good? 

"I'm Slade William"

Recently I received a nasty text message from one of my readers.

He was upset I didn't mention him in my posts.

Who is this rude individual you might ask? His name is Slade

That's right, my brother Slade.

Let's start with a few famous quotes by this fantastic guy:

• "Milk and brownie, nothin' better"
• "TRIPLE CHIN TRIPLE CHIN, KENZIE'S GOT A TRIPLE CHIN"
• "Kenzie got laid, Kenzie got laid, Kenzie got laid to get paid."
• "The big yellow taxi took my breath away" Instead of "The big yellow taxi took my girl away"
• "Sugar we hit the ground running" Instead of "Sugar we're going down swinging"
• "Andrews backyaaaaaard"
• "Hey gaybird"
• "Snicks skits and butts"

Now on to facts about my brother Slade:

Fact 1: he is FABULOUSSSS. I mean look at that face.

 Fact #2: He is an excellent conversationalist. Clearly with this hand gesture he is onto something.

Fact #3: he's an excellent photo bomber.

Fact #4: he made one cute baby.

Fact #5: wait two. He made two adorable babies.

Fact #6: he hates when I Vine him, but he secretly loves it. Says he feels like i'm his own personal paparazzi. 

Fact #7: He loves watching baggage and eating skits,

Fact #8: He sings when he looks through cupboards and refrigerators.

Fact #9: He likes to sing church hymns with an opera sounding voice and embarrass his son.

Fact #10: This guy loves to dance. And he isn't playing around.

Fact #11: He photo bombs a lot. This one is my favorite. 

Fact #12: He sometimes likes to get his nail done. Just the pinky though.

Fact #13: This guy LOVES to cruise. He's a crusin' fool.

Fact #14: He loves dominoes. He calls them "dom's"

Fact #15: He has mastered getting the ball on the tee game. He takes pride in it.

And there you have it. Slade William Thackeray.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHA BOO.

(Which is tomorrow)